Monday, 3 May 2010

Cap'n Head

Number 2: Heady, The Captain, Bossman, Andy

His word is law, his say is final, when the foot comes down it stays put down. The super scouse speedster is a sporting miracle. Aged 102 he can still propel himself on 30 mile bike rides before running faster than the rest of the team. His legs are a miracle of modern science - the man spent 2 weeks trapped in Mallorca and his legs were still whiter than the inside of Matt's wallet.

Most likely to say: Why would you hide a lemon in there?

Least likely to: Let another team overtake the bed.

Remembered for: Coming up with the whole, brilliant, stupid idea in the first place.

We salute ye!

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